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Quote of the Day

“Homer, I’m sorry, there’s nothing worse than a yellow-bellied freak, unless that’s his act. I expect your letter of resignation on my desk.” – Pageant of the Trans-Mundane Guy
“You have a desk?” – Homer Simpson
“I mean the hood of my car.” – Pageant of the Trans-Mundane Guy


12 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Ryan
    3 January 2018 at 11:25 pm

    The yellow-bellied freak joke doesn’t make sense. :(

    • 2 Anonymous
      4 January 2018 at 10:46 am

      I’m sorry jokes are difficult for you.

      • 3 Ryan
        8 January 2018 at 8:57 am

        Okay, explain it.

        • 4 Anonymous
          9 January 2018 at 7:25 am

          Yellow-bellied means scared in our world, and the joke in applying it to the Simpsons world is that nearly everybody has a literal yellow belly. Pretty simple stuff, woulda taken maybe ten seconds to Google if you weren’t familiar with the expression

          • 5 Ryan
            11 January 2018 at 1:37 am

            Why are you justified in being rude to people, but crack the shits when I am?

            • 6 Anonymous
              11 January 2018 at 9:40 am

              Not rude to people, just you. If you think it’s fine then there’s no reason it shouldn’t be the same for you

              • 7 Ryan
                11 January 2018 at 11:15 pm

                But that’s a justification you invented. Your sense of morality has decided that because I behave a certain way, I can be treated a certain way. Therefore, my own justifications for being rude to others should be acceptable as well.

                • 8 Anonymous
                  13 January 2018 at 5:35 pm

                  Nah, see you’re the instigator from a while back and until you stop deciding it’s okay to treat others the way you do then clearly it’s okay for others to treat you that same way. Hope this clears up any confusion!

                  “And in the end/ the love you take/ is equal to/ the love you make”

                • 9 Ah Hee Hee Hee
                  13 January 2018 at 5:39 pm

                  Lol you just admitted you’re rude to others, it’s pretty much when you stop this whole thing stops

          • 10 Ryan
            11 January 2018 at 1:38 am

            Exactly. I know the expression. If everybody has a yellow belly, then how does that count as being a freak?

  2. 7 January 2018 at 11:54 pm

    This is the perfect way to break down this inonimatrof.


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