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Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 3 Comments
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“You know, a town with money’s a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and dang’d if he knows how to use it!” – Lyle Lanely

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  1. 1 Homer
    14 January 2018 at 2:03 pm

    Hahaha! “Mule.”

  2. 3 Anonymous
    15 January 2018 at 10:57 am

    Best shyster ever.


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