Quote of the Day

“Look at that, kids. No fighting. No yelling.” – Homer Simpson
“No belching.” – Bart Simpson
“The dad has a shirt on.” – Lisa Simpson
“Look! Napkins!” – Marge Simpson
“These people are obviously freaks.” – Bart Simpson

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dave
    28 January 2018 at 7:16 pm


    Always get a kick out of Homers shocked groan when he’s told they’re back at his own house, trampling the flowerbed.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    29 January 2018 at 9:22 am

    Those gigantic Stepford smiles.

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