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Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants Closed
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“Homer, I’m happy to say that your father only had a mild arrhythmia.” – Dr. Hibbert
“Mild? There wasn’t anything mild about it! Now get back to the pharmacy you quack!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

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