Archive for February, 2018

28
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Man, this thing is heavy.” – Repo Depot Guy #1
“You should lift with your legs.” – Repo Depot Guy #2
“Ah, screw it. I got health insurance.” – Repo Depot Guy #1

27
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Wow! Can I see your club?” – Bart Simpson
“It’s called a baton, son.” – Lou
“Oh. What’s it for?” – Bart Simpson
“We club people with it.” – Lou

26
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“How’s Dad today?” – Lisa Simpson
“Not too good, Lisa. Frankly, he’s underneath the table.” – Marge Simpson
“Nobody make me any breakfast. A man so deeply in debt doesn’t deserve it.” – Homer Simpson
“But I like to make you breakfast!” – Marge Simpson
“In that case, I’ll just have french toast with double butter and a side of bacon. But no powdered sugar, I don’t deserve it. . . . Maybe a little powdered sugar.” – Homer Simpson

25
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Homer, you embarrassed us in front of the whole congregation! And today’s sermon was one you should’ve really listened to.” – Marge Simpson
“What was it about?” – Homer Simpson
“Gambling.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh. He didn’t by any chance say that under certain circumstances it was alright, did he?” – Homer Simpson
“No!” – Marge Simpson

25
Feb
18

Whoopsie Quote of the Day

“I wager four hundred quatloos on the newcomer.” – NASA Guy

23
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“You’ve brought shame to this family, Cecil. Oh, I don’t relish having to write the Christmas letter this year.” – Sideshow Bob
“Nor I to read it. You know, Bob, all this time I thought you were a bungler. But, destroying a city is far tougher than I thought.” – Cecil

22
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” – Canyonero Guy #1
“I hope so.” – Canyonero Guy #2
“I thought I made myself clear in Boston.” – Canyonero Guy #1




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