Archive for February, 2018

21
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Every day we’re losing ground to the Japanese, and I want to know why!” – Herb Powell
“Unfair trade practices?” – Female Executive
“Mushy headed, One Worlders in Washington?” – Male Executive #1
“Some sort of gypsy curse?” – Male Executive #2

20
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Hey, what happened to all the shirtless girls you see in all the geographical magazines?” – Homer Simpson
“Craig and Amy gave us the gift of shame.” – Q’Toktok

19
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Hello, Southern Hemisphere? Which way does the water go in your toilet?” – Bart Simpson
“Just a minute, I’ll check.” – Older Polar Researcher
“Ah, nuts.” – Younger Polar Researcher

18
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“I’ve grown a futuristic tomato by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids.” – Lisa Simpson
“The kind that help our Olympic athletes reach new peaks of excellence?” – Bart Simpson
“The very same!” – Bart Simpson

17
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Change what she says. It’s your company.” – Lisa Simpson
“Not since I was forced out in 1974. They said my way of thinking just wasn’t cost effective.” – Stavy Lovell
“That’s awful.” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, that, and I was funneling profits to the Vietcong.” – Stacy Lovell

16
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Wow, an actual robot from the movie ‘Clank, Clank, You’re Dead’. Think of awful it’d be for the poor midget inside.” – Lisa Simpson
“Aww boo-hoo. That’s what they get paid for.” – Bart Simpson

15
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Young man, you need to do some serious boning!” – Principal Skinner

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Das Bus”! Original airdate 15 Feb 1998. (Oh, and happy birthday to some guy name Groening.)




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