04
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“It is the playoffs! It’s five below! And there’s one loyal fan wearing nothing but a g-string and the team colors painted on his body.” – Brett Gunsilman
“He doesn’t look too happy.” – Smooth Jimmy Apollo
“Well, maybe the paint has shut off his pores and he’s slowly suffocating. Still, that is a real fan!” – Brent Gunsilman


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    4 February 2018 at 10:48 am

    This is the first thing I think about whenever I see some painted up fan nut at a sporting event.


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