11
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Dr. Hibbert, who was that man?” – Bart Simpson
“Bart, telling you would violate the patient doctor privilege. Just as if I were to tell you that Jasper here has five seconds to live.” – Dr. Hibbert
“What’d he say?” – Jasper
“He said I’m next!” – Mrs. Glick


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    14 February 2018 at 10:18 am

    Just stuff him back in the freezer until they find a cure.


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