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18

Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 3 Comments
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“Okay, Dad, I’ll be persistent. Is that how you got Mom?” – Ralph Wiggum
“Well, son, never underestimate the appeal of a man in uniform.” – Chief Wiggum

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  1. 1 Anonymous
    14 February 2018 at 10:52 am

    Let that be a lesson to the rest of you nuts.

    • 2 hughes
      14 February 2018 at 2:07 pm

      I like how in this scene even Ralph registers that his dad isn’t that bright. Like, he doesn’t know what the right answers are, but he’s starting to realize daddy doesn’t have them.

      Ive also always thought that the Chief genuinely trying his best to be a good dad to Ralph was a nice humanizing character trait.

      • 3 Anonymous
        16 February 2018 at 10:27 am

        Good points. I rewatched this on Valentine’s Day and I liked how, despite both Lisa and Ralph getting bad (but well meaning) advice from their dads, they eventually found a way to work things out amongst themselves.


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