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Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 5 Comments
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“I’ve grown a futuristic tomato by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids.” – Lisa Simpson
“The kind that help our Olympic athletes reach new peaks of excellence?” – Bart Simpson
“The very same!” – Bart Simpson

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  1. 1 Frank
    18 February 2018 at 3:22 pm

    i wonder if this is the point where the seed was planted in Homer’s head (pun not intended) to become a farmer 7 years later (the Tomacco episode). If you enhance the image to 500000%, you can kinda see a tiny spark in his eye.

  2. 3 Anonymous
    19 February 2018 at 10:05 am

    Looks like my comment was eaten, so let me try again.

  3. 4 Anonymous
    19 February 2018 at 10:06 am

    Oh, and I just noticed Bart was quoted twice in a row, that should be Lisa.


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