26
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“How’s Dad today?” – Lisa Simpson
“Not too good, Lisa. Frankly, he’s underneath the table.” – Marge Simpson
“Nobody make me any breakfast. A man so deeply in debt doesn’t deserve it.” – Homer Simpson
“But I like to make you breakfast!” – Marge Simpson
“In that case, I’ll just have french toast with double butter and a side of bacon. But no powdered sugar, I don’t deserve it. . . . Maybe a little powdered sugar.” – Homer Simpson


7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 26 February 2018 at 11:09 am

    I always thought this episode was Homer at his sweetest. He thinks he’s a failure for how much he screws up, even though Marge admires him for bending over backwards to fix his mistakes and make everything right. And I still don’t get why that trait is so hard for the current slate of writers to comprehend.

    • 2 Ryan
      26 February 2018 at 6:31 pm

      Why do you think the writers care about the show and it isnt just a job for them?

    • 5 Anonymous
      27 February 2018 at 10:34 am

      Agreed. It’s cute because he cares about his role as a provider for his family, and funny because he caves in so easily when Marge still wants to make him breakfast.

      • 6 acreatureididnotknow
        5 March 2018 at 2:49 pm

        Nice for Marge to get a decent laugh line, too. Was fairly rare even in the golden years.

        • 7 Bleeding Gums Murphy
          7 March 2018 at 12:40 am

          The Simpsons was a better show than most others when it comes to female characters but it was nowhere perfect.


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