Archive for February, 2018



08
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader!” – Movementarian
“Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader! Leader! Leader!” – Suckers
“Batman!” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Joy of Sect”! Original airdate: 8 February 1998

07
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Wait a minute, the family name is my legacy to you. I got it from my father. And he got it from his father. And he traded a mule for it. And that mule went on to save spring break.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

06
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“They’re like trained seals. Toss ’em a fish, and watch ’em slap their fins together.” – Mayor Quimby

05
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Still dark, better use the generator.” – Bart Simpson

04
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“It is the playoffs! It’s five below! And there’s one loyal fan wearing nothing but a g-string and the team colors painted on his body.” – Brett Gunsilman
“He doesn’t look too happy.” – Smooth Jimmy Apollo
“Well, maybe the paint has shut off his pores and he’s slowly suffocating. Still, that is a real fan!” – Brent Gunsilman

03
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Right in here, boy. If you-…eww, I don’t know what I was thinking last night. This’ll take you a couple hours.” – Krusty the Klown

02
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns.” – Homer Simpson
“Yes, well, I’m older than you.” – C.M. Burns

01
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“This is even more painful than it looks.” – Homer Simpson




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