Archive for March, 2018

31
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“If you kids can’t keep your hands to yourself, I’m gonna turn this car around and there’ll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody! . . . That’s it! Back to Winnipeg!” – Irate Canadian Father

30
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“Homer, gimme my pepper spray!” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Marge, one squirt and you’re south of the border! . . . Mmmm, incapacitating.” – Homer Simpson

29
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“Homer Simpson, you stand accused of eating half the population of the Planet of the Donuts.” – Tribunal Judge

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Simpson Tide”! Original airdate 29 March 1998.

28
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“You still haven’t told us why Lenny bit you.” – Marge Simpson
“Well, I really gave him no choice. You see…” – Homer Simpson

27
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“Mr. Simpson, I presume.” – Not Henry Morton Stanley

Happy birthday, George Meyer! 

26
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“Excuse me, are you Colonel Homer Simpson?” – Record Executive
“Yes, I am.” – Homer Simpson
“I’m from Rebel Yell Records, a division of Tokusagi Corporation.” – Record Executive

25
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“Murderous mob! I beg you to spare our lives! At least until you’ve heard the story of how we ended up with the head of our beloved town founder.” – Bart Simpson
“How long will this story take?” – Barney Gumble
“About twenty-three minutes and five seconds.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s too long!” – Mob Member




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