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Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 4 Comments
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“I’ve learned that I have a gift to share with the world. From now on, there’ll be a new Barnard Gumble! I’m working clean and sober!” – Barney Gumble
“Congratulations, Barney. And enjoy your grand prize, a lifetime supply of Duff Beer.” – Mayor Quimby
“Just hook it to my veins!” – Barney Gumble

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  1. 1 Anonymous
    5 March 2018 at 12:09 pm

    Pretty sure he said “hard working”.

  2. 2 jbwarner86
    11 March 2018 at 12:19 pm

    Basically “Days of Wine and D’oh-ses”, if it were done in ten seconds and much funnier.

    • 3 Bleeding Gums Murphy
      11 March 2018 at 8:15 pm

      Charlie has said in the past a lof of ZS plots were made by The Simpsons in less than a minute. The killer robots from “Last Exit to Springfield”, for example.

      • 4 Bleeding Gums Murphy
        11 March 2018 at 8:21 pm

        Even “The Sweetest Apu” did a better Sober Barnie than “D’oh-ses” (it still sucked). I disagree with Dana Gould here: Sober Barnie can be funny.


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