Quote of the Day

“You still haven’t told us why Lenny bit you.” – Marge Simpson
“Well, I really gave him no choice. You see…” – Homer Simpson

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Ryan
    28 March 2018 at 8:00 pm

    “Come on, Homer, let’s sign karaoke! Ha ha ha”

  2. 2 Todd Flanders
    28 March 2018 at 9:03 pm

    Hey! Where did Bart’s eyeballs go? When Simpsons characters are seen in 3/4 rear shots where do the eyeballs go? Is it the same place where Peanuts characters mouths go when they turn to the side? And why do eyeballs seem to shrink when they’re wearing glasses like when Homer was wearing sunglasses when he was bodyguard for the mayor. And the top of Grampa’s skull seems to be reduced when he’s wearing a hat (see the season 9 episode “Bart Star”). I’m drunk by the way.

  3. 7 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    29 March 2018 at 11:49 am

    This is my second favourite joke of this episode. My favourite is “Congress is racing back to Washington to outlaw these [pills]”.

    To be honest these may be the only funny jokes of this episode.

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