Archive for April, 2018

30
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Excuse me, my good man, I have five hundred dollars to blow. What’ve you got?” – Bart Simpson
“Behold, the ultimate pog!” – Comic Book Guy

29
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Bart, the fact is you don’t have to be able to read to enjoy the Springfield Review of Books. Just look at these amusing caricatures of Gore Vidal and Susan Sontag.” – Sideshow Bob

28
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Grampa! I don’t mind when you spit at home, but I have to work with these people.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, jabber-jacks! Schoolhouse don’t put out spittoons, I ain’t responsible.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

27
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Then the calls began.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“I think I may be coveting my own wife. . . . I’m meek, but I could probably stand to be meeker. . . . I think I swallowed a toothpick!” – Ned Flanders

26
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“John Paul, how are the new uniforms? Do they match the suede boots? Beautiful! Did you get the new trucks? Are they amphibious? Well, there’s only one way to find out!” – Sanitation Commissioner Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to Simpsons classic “Trash of the Titans”! Original airdate 26 April 1998.

25
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Full speed ahead! Damn the torpedoes!” – Bart Simpson
“What’d he say? Put on our tuxedos?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“I want some taquitos.” – Old Jewish Guy

24
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“You’ll have lots of special people in your life, Lisa. There’s probably some place where they all get together and the food is real good and guys like me are serving drinks.” – Homer Simpson




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