Archive for April, 2018

23
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“You know, people think there are only five members of Spinal Tap. But they’re wrong.” – Derek Smalls
“Could we turn up the house lights, please? That was the cue to turn up the house lights so we can tell the audience they’re the sixth member of the friggin’ group!” – David St. Hubbins
“We are trying to put a tiny thrill into their gray, little lives. Oh, forget it.” – Nigel Tufnel

22
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“This isn’t very erotic. I think an actual a utility room.” – Marge Simpson
“No, honey, it’s a romantic fantasy. I imagine I’m the janitor, and you’re . . . the janitor’s wife, who has to live with me in the utility room.” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t mind me, folks. Just need to get the old wet-dry vac.” – Aphrodite Inn Guy

21
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Hello, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such instructional videos as ‘Mothballing Your Battleship’ and ‘Dig Your Own Grave and Save!’.” – Troy McClure

20
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“And the windows are from the old liquor bottles we collected. . . . Hey! I thought I told you to stop licking my windows!” – C.M. Burns
“I know. You told me. And when I woke up this morning, I said, Barney, you’re not gonna lick that man’s windows…” – Barney Gumble

19
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Oh, for pete’s sakes, why is that monkey wearing a diaper?” – Marge Simpson
“Enh.” – Homer Simpson & Mojo the Helper Monkey

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Girly Edition”! Original airdate 19 April 1998.

18
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Uh, let’s see. The exports of Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or, as the Indians call it, maize. Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts. Thank you.” – Bart Simpson

17
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Hey, what’s goin’ on on this side?” – Cletus The Slack Jawed Yokel




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