Quote of the Day

“Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?” – Kent Brockman
“Because I’m an idiot! Happy?” – Krusty the Klown

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Trouble with Trillions”! Original airdate 5 April 1998.

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    5 April 2018 at 11:44 am

    I was wondering what Krusty was doing in line with all these other schmucks, but I guess he learned his lesson after his last attempt at tax avoision.

  2. 6 April 2018 at 2:45 pm

    The answer I always wish I could give to my bosses every time they ask me why I screwed something up.

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