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Apr
18

Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 3 Comments
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“Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who’s been hiccuping for forty-five years.” – Kent Brockman
“Hic – Kill me – hic – kill me…” – Hiccup Guy

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  1. 1 Anonymous
    6 April 2018 at 10:37 am

    Poor bastard. I can’t even stand it for forty-five seconds.

  2. 2 jbwarner86
    6 April 2018 at 9:55 pm

    I have an irrational fear of getting the hiccups for insanely long periods of time. I’m sure it’s far less common than I think it is.

  3. 3 Blog Fan
    13 April 2018 at 4:39 pm

    Just another day in the ZS writer’s lounge.


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