10
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Let’s see, I want a nice sandwich, but the Joey Bishop, too fatty. The Jackie Mason, I don’t know, sauerkraut makes me gassy. The Bruce Willis? I don’t even like his work. What is this: Krusty the Klown?” – Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky
“That’s ham, sausage, and bacon with a smidge of mayo.” – Waitress
“What?” – Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky
“On white bread.” – Waitress


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Prinipple skimster
    10 April 2018 at 11:51 pm

    Do you plan to do anymore “behind us forever” articles? I love them for how eloquently you sum up my feelings when I all i can do is shake my fist harder…

  2. 3 Dave
    11 April 2018 at 5:55 am

    A Jew joke.

    I get it.


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