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Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 4 Comments
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“I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn’t there something you’d like to say?” – Marge Simpson
“There sure is: kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.” – Homer Simpson

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  2. 2 BGM
    14 April 2018 at 8:07 pm

    It took nearly nine years for DHS to publish this QotD, jeez this show had many many jokes.

  3. 3 Ecco6t9
    15 April 2018 at 11:30 pm

    On the past few episodes they have had characters talking over each other.
    It’s either a bad joke or “don’t give a f*** editing.”

  4. 4 Anonymous
    16 April 2018 at 11:04 am

    Words to live by.


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