Quote of the Day

“And the windows are from the old liquor bottles we collected. . . . Hey! I thought I told you to stop licking my windows!” – C.M. Burns
“I know. You told me. And when I woke up this morning, I said, Barney, you’re not gonna lick that man’s windows…” – Barney Gumble

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    20 April 2018 at 10:14 am

    I like how he keeps going on even after Burns slams the window shut on him.

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