22
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“This isn’t very erotic. I think an actual a utility room.” – Marge Simpson
“No, honey, it’s a romantic fantasy. I imagine I’m the janitor, and you’re . . . the janitor’s wife, who has to live with me in the utility room.” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t mind me, folks. Just need to get the old wet-dry vac.” – Aphrodite Inn Guy


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Cute... But Evil
    22 April 2018 at 11:09 am

    90s Hotel Impossible was wild


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