Quote of the Day

“You’ll have lots of special people in your life, Lisa. There’s probably some place where they all get together and the food is real good and guys like me are serving drinks.” – Homer Simpson

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Some Guy
    25 April 2018 at 12:33 pm

    One of the saddest, tear-jerking scenes in Simpsons history (the others being Lisa chasing after the train carrying Mr. Bergstrom and the scene where Homer sits atop the hood of his car and stares into the stars in the episode where he finally meets his mother after so long).

    • 2 Some Guy
      25 April 2018 at 12:35 pm

      Forgot about the one where Bart heart-crushingly breaks down when he fails that history test and realizes he would have to repeat the 4th grade.

    • 3 Ryan
      26 April 2018 at 4:54 am

      What specifically about it makes you cry? Not trolling.

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