Quote of the Day

“Grampa! I don’t mind when you spit at home, but I have to work with these people.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, jabber-jacks! Schoolhouse don’t put out spittoons, I ain’t responsible.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dave
    29 April 2018 at 8:32 am

    “Old people are useless.”

  2. 2 Todd Flanders
    29 April 2018 at 11:45 pm

    I always thought it odd that Nelson is dirt poor but his grandfather is a judge.

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