Archive for May, 2018

31
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middle man who jacked up the price, and let’s not forget the humane but determined boys over at the slaughterhouse.” – Ned Flanders

30
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Marge! You look wonderful! And to think I heard you married Homer Simpson!” – Evelyn
“I did marry Homer.” – Marge Simpson
“Come, you must show me the pumps.” – Evelyn

29
May
18

Quote of the Day

“I’m sorry I left you alone with Homer and Bart.” – Lisa Simpon
“No, no, honey. We had a fine time.” – High Parkfield
“How’d you get that gash on your forehead?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, that was when we hid in the dumpster after the fire alarm went off in the pornographic magazine warehouse.” – Hugh Parkfield

28
May
18

Quote of the Day

♫”Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy…”♫ – Guitar Hippy

27
May
18

Quote of the Day

“You know, Smithers, I think I’ll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage . . . when pigs fly!” – C.M. Burns
“Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?” – Mr. Smithers
“No, I’d still prefer not.” – C.M. Burns

27
May
18

Makeup Quote of the Day (Again)

“Man, I wish I was an adult so I could break the rules.” – Bart Simpson

25
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Can’t sleep. Clown’ll eat me. Can’t sleep. Clown’ll eat me….” – Bart Simpson




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