“You were one of the original Little Rascals?” – Barney Gumble
“Yeah.” – Moe
“Which one were you? The ugly one? . . . Were you the ugly one?” – Homer Simpson
“No, I was the tough kid, Smelly.” – Moe
Archive for May, 2018
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18
Quote of the Day
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May
18
Quote of the Day
“I want the most intelligent hamster you’ve got.” – Lisa Simpson
“Okay . . . This little guy writes mysteries under the name of J.D. MacGregor.” – All Creatures Great and Cheap Clerk
“How can a hamster write mysteries?” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, he gets the ending first, then he works backward.” – All Creatures Great and Cheap Clerk
“Aw, come on.” – Lisa Simpson
“Look, kid, just take him before his mother eats him, alright?” – All Creatures Great and Cheap Clerk
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May
18
Quote of the Day
“Okay, the material was a little corny, but Homer and I had real chemistry on screen.” – Marge Simpson
“Every day I thought about firing Marge. You know, just to shake things up.” – Homer Simpson
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May
18
Quote of the Day
“Hey, the lamp’s running away.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
20
May
18
Makeup Quote of the Day
“It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.” – Lisa Simpson
“I know you’re joking…but it is!” – Marge Simpson
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May
18
Quote of the Day
“Now, Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson Starship. The stage was now set for the Alan Parson’s Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft.” – Homer Simpson
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May
18
Quote of the Day
“Earth base, this is Commander Bart McCool, we are under attack by the Zornid Brainchangers. Quickly, into the safety dome, Milbot!” – Bart Simpson
“Affirmative, humanoid.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Eww.” – Bart Simpson & Milhouse van Houten
“Don’t mind me, boys. Just scrubbin’ my undies.” – Homer Simpson
“Sorry, Bart, your Dad kinda blew the fantasy. I only like it when I’m pretend scared.” – Milhouse van Houten
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