Archive for May, 2018



10
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Yeah, I’ll fetch you a ride little missy. Hop on in! Mind the skunk. Them things can go off even after theys dead.” – Cletus

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lost Our Lisa”. Original airdate Whacking Day, 1998.

09
May
18

Quote of the Day

“No one was showing up for jury duty, so we synergized it with his comic book collection.” – Lindsey Naegle
“You have been chosen to join the Justice Squadron, eight a.m. Monday at the Municipal Fortress of Vengeance . . . Oh, I am so there!” – Moe

08
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Eine minuten, eine minuten! . . . Ach! Das wagen phone ist ein . . . nuisance phone!” – Nondescript Elderly Argentinian
“Buenos notches, mein fuehrer.” – Charming Nazi
“Ja, Ja.” – Nondescript Elderly Argentinian

07
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Any questions?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Mrs. Krabappel, how come you don’t live with Mr. Krabappel?” – Nelson Muntz
“Because, Mr. Krabappel chased something small and fluffy down a rabbit hole.” – Mrs. Krabappel

06
May
18

Quote of the Day

“DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE IT’S ON? I CAN’T HEAR A THING!” – Troy McClure
“IT’S WHISPER-QUIET!” – Dr. Nick Riviera

05
May
18

Quote of the Day

“You know, we’re kind of like the original Odd Couple. You’re the messy one, and I’m-” – Principal Skinner
“Shut up!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, yes. Very well.” – Principal Skinner

04
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Then, on his eighteenth birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion. During his long recuperation, he taught himself to hear and feel pain again.” – Kent Brockman




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