Archive for June, 2018

30
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“Play ball!” – Umpire
“Attention all units! Attention all units! Armored car being robbed at Fifth and Main!” – Radio Dispatcher
“Turn off that damn radio!” – Chief Wiggum

29
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“That’s it, I’m out of here!” – Homer Simpson

Ever have one of those weeks? Sheesh.

29
Jun
18

Second Makeup Quote of the Day

“I’ll need three ships and fifty stout men. We’ll sail ’round the Horn, and return with spices and silk the likes of which ye have never seen!” – Captain McAllister
“We’re building a casino!” – C.M. Burns
“Argh, can you give me five minutes.” – Captain McAllister

29
Jun
18

First Makeup Quote of the Day

“I’ll join! I’m filled with piss and vinegar! At first, I was just filled with vinegar.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

26
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“This is incredible. It’s God’s most wondrous miracle.” – Mayor Quimby
“Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby.” – Nurse
“My wife? Where? Where!” – Mayor Quimby

25
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

Center image is Alexis Smith, shamelessly taken from here.

“What’s in it for us?” – Abe ‘Grampa’ Simpson
“Yeah, give us something we like or we’ll ride you out of town on a rail!” – Jasper
“Well, uh, what do you, uh, people like?” – Mayor Quimby
“Sleep.” – Jasper
“Sexy dames and plenty of ’em!” – Old Jewish Man
“Matlock!” – Abe ‘Grampa’ Simpson

24
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“Joe ‘Willie’ Namath, swaggering off the field, his sideburns and apogee of sculpted sartorium, the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside, Appomattox, 1865.” – Not Howard Cosell




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