“Officer, arrest the baby.” – C.M. Burns
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At first glance, I saw Willie’s head on Hibbert’s body and wondered why he was dressed as a doctor.
Riveting.
I’m glad I could put a tiny thrill into your grey little life.
I was gonna irritate my man Ryan for being an unprovoked douche again but I honestly think anon did a solid job of it here
The fact that you think I’ve ever irritated me is evidence that I must have irritated you, which makes me so happy.
*that you think you’ve ever irritated me
We have asked you nicely not to irritate your fellow users. You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again.
Ryan is so not mad he has to assure us how not mad he is, while typing so fast he misspelled his statement of being not mad
But don’t you see?! I’m so not irritated that the part about me being irritated is what I immediately fixated on in your comment and then chose to project my own irritated emotions on you with bizarre nonsensical logic!!!
I concur Ah Hee Hee Hee, Ryan is a douche.
My brother