Quote of the Day

“You each have a knob in front of you. When you like what you see, turn the knob to the right. When you don’t like what you see, turn it left.” – Focus Group Guy
“My knob tastes funny.” – Ralph Wiggum
“Please refrain from tasting the knob.” – Focus Group Guy

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dave
    15 June 2018 at 10:30 am

    That whole testing section is genius comedy writing. Just laugh after laugh.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    15 June 2018 at 10:41 am

    Heh, I watched this one a few days ago. Scary how accurately they predicted their own downfall.

  3. 3 Roger Meyers, Jr
    15 June 2018 at 7:56 pm

    One kid seems to **love** the speedo man.

    • 4 Gabbo
      16 June 2018 at 11:18 am

      When I was a kid I always thought he was saying “mosquito man”. Needless to say I never understood the joke.

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