Makeup Quote of the Day

Jun

Makeup Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants Closed

Categories: QotD
Tags: When Flanders Failed

“What’d you swipe?” – Jimbo Jones
“An ‘I Love Lefty’ shot glass.” – Dolph
“Left handed pinking shears.” – Kearney
“Pinking shears? Let’s go to the food court and steal some baked potatoes.” – Jimbo Jones

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