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Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“I’m looking for something loose and billowy, something comfortable for my first day of work.” – Homer Simpson
“Work, huh? Lemme guess: computer programmer? Computer magazine columnist? Something with computers?” – Vast Waistband Salesman
“Well, I use a computer!” – Homer Simpson
“What’s the connection? Must be the non-stop sitting and snacking…” – Vast Waistband Salesman


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Dr. Nick Riviera
    19 June 2018 at 10:15 am

    Remember: If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain!


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