Quote of the Day

“The county is threatening to take my Seymour away! Oh, we had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow. I kept screeching and screeching at him…” – Agnes Skinner

Happy Birthday Tress MacNeille!

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dave
    20 June 2018 at 5:47 pm

    Such wonderful delivery of that line. Damn shame she gets cut-off really.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    21 June 2018 at 10:08 am

    My beloved smother–er, mother.

  3. 21 June 2018 at 4:52 pm

    Did she ever confess to slashing the pillow?

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