24
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“Joe ‘Willie’ Namath, swaggering off the field, his sideburns and apogee of sculpted sartorium, the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside, Appomattox, 1865.” – Not Howard Cosell


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Gabbo
    24 June 2018 at 11:18 am

    …does anyone else hear sunshine of your love?

  2. 2 Anonymous
    25 June 2018 at 10:38 am

    The flowing locks that inspired a rebellion.

  3. 25 June 2018 at 3:06 pm

    “Look at them sideburns. He looks like a girl! Now, Johnny Unitas – there’s a haircut you could set your watch to.”


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