Archive for July, 2018

22
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“It’s a tool that every home handyman needs! It’s a jigsaw! It’s a power drill! It’s a wood turning lathe! It’s an asphalt spreader! It’s sixty-seven tools in one! How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this!” – TV Announcer
“One thousand dollars!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, don’t answer yet!” – TV Announcer
“Oh, sorry.” – Homer Simpson

21
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Patty, Selma, what a pleasant surprise.” – Homer Simpson
“Whaddya know, he’s wearing pants.” – Patty Bouvier
“I owe you a lunch.” – Selma Bouvier

20
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Here’s your scientifically selected career….” – Dr. J. Loren Pryor
“Architect.” – Janie
“Insurance salesman.” – Chuck
“Salmon gutter?” – Ralph Wiggum
“Military strongman!” – Milhouse van Houten
“Systems Analyst . . . Systems Analyst . . . Systems Analyst . . .” – Martin Prince
“Systems Analyst.” – Dr. J. Loren Pryor
“Alright!” – Martin Prince

19
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“A million dollars? Thanks, Bart! I owe you one.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Uh, that’s a post-dated check, remember. Don’t cash it till the year ten thousand.” – Bart Simpson
“Okay.” – Milhouse van Houten

18
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Prohibition? Pfft! They tried that in the movies and it didn’t work.” – Homer Simpson

18
Jul
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“So, what’re you in for?” – Bart Simpson
“I moved here from Canada and they think I’m slow, eh?” – Canadian Boy
“I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here.” – Leg Up Girl
“I start fires.” – Leg Up Boy

16
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

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“Oh yes, we won!  We won!  We won!  Um, unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, heh . . . uh, we won’t be going for pizza.” – Chief Wiggum




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