Archive for July, 2018

31
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Reverend Lovejoy, with all that’s happened to us today, I kinda feel like Job.” – Ned Flanders
“Well, aren’t you being a tad melodramatic, Ned? Also, I believe Job was right handed.” – Reverend Lovejoy

30
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“I’ll tell you one thing: Greasy Joe is sorry he ever saw the likes of me.” – Homer Simpson

29
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“It’s time for the church picnic.” – Marge Simpson
“What? They had a picnic last week.” – Homer Simpson
“No, they didn’t. You just brought a bucket of chicken to church!” – Marge Simpson
“If God didn’t want us to eat in church, he would’ve made gluttony a sin.” – Homer Simpson

28
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Man, you’d never get me into a ring. Boxing causes brain damage.” – Barney Gumble

27
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Look at those phonies, sucking up to Bush! I guess you might say he’s barking up the wrong bush.” – Homer Simpson
“There it is, Homer, the cleverest thing you’ll ever say and nobody heard it.” – Homer’s Brain
“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

26
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Are you guys talking about the West Side?” – Cookie Kwan
“No, Cookie! I swear it! I’m scared of you.” – Gil

25
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Excuse me, sir, do you like to laugh?” – Laugh ‘Til You Care Guy
“Why, yes. Yes, I do.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, then you’ll love our comedy festival. It’s for a good cause.” – Laugh ‘Til You Care Guy
“A rest home for pirates?” – Homer Simpson




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