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Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 2 Comments
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“Now, when I say ‘Hello, Mr. Thompson’ and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.” – FBI Agent
“No problem.” – Homer Simpson
“Hello, Mr. Thompson.” – FBI Agent
“I think he’s talking to you.” – Homer Simpson

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  1. 1 Victor
    3 July 2018 at 12:25 am

    Absolutely amazing this quote hasn’t even made it here yet. (Though it works far better in video form.)

    • 2 Anonymous
      3 July 2018 at 10:26 am

      Was gonna say the same thing. This is Homer’s stupidity at its finest. Over-the-top enough to be funny, but without him being a zany jerkass.


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