“My Dad’s all stoked cause today’s the ‘Fourth of July’. He woke me up at dawn to take a loyalty oath.” – Sarcastic Cool Kid
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No Fourth of July quote will ever be better than “Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it!”. I think of it every year as our neighborhood explodes.