Quote of the Day

“Hi, you’ve reached the Cory Hotline, four-ninety-five a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Cory: glory . . . story . . . allegory . . . Montessori.” – Cory Hotline

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dave
    11 July 2018 at 10:12 am

    Gotta love those “non-threatening” boys.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    11 July 2018 at 3:22 pm

    I like how Marge and Lisa are the two addictive personalities who could well be total wrecks if they weren’t with the family that on the surface is so rough on them. They all need one another, and they all know it.

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