Makeup Quote of the Day

“Bart, it’s not like I’m asking you to give blood for free. That would be crazy. You’re a little young to understand this, but when you save a rich man’s life, he showers you with riches! Don’t you know the story of Hercules and the Lion?” – Homer Simpson
“Is it a Bible story?” – Bart Simpson
“Yeah, probably. Anyway, once upon a time there was a big, mean lion who got a thorn in his paw. All the village people tried to pull it out. But nobody was strong enough. So, they got Hercules. And Hercules used his mighty strength, and . . . bingo! Anyway, the moral is, the lion was so happy, he gave Hercules this big…thing…of riches.” – Homer Simpson
“How did a lion get rich?” – Bart Simpson
“It was the olden days!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh.” – Bart Simpson

2 Responses to “Makeup Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    15 July 2018 at 9:39 am

    I always loved how it being the “olden days” can excuse any absurdity.

  2. 16 July 2018 at 10:47 am

    This may be one of the single funniest scenes in the history of the show.

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