Archive for July, 2018



12
Jul
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Forgiveness, please.” – The Little Guy

10
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Hi, you’ve reached the Cory Hotline, four-ninety-five a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Cory: glory . . . story . . . allegory . . . Montessori.” – Cory Hotline

10
Jul
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Next I’ll tell you the origin of Maggie’s pacifier!” – Homer Simpson
“What origin? We get ’em for a dollar ninety-five down at the Safeway.” – Marge Simpson

08
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Sorry, baby, date’s over.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

08
Jul
18

Makeup Quote of the Day Part Deux

“Third notice . . . Final notice . . . Some guys are coming?” – Marge Simpson

08
Jul
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Heck, I can’t decide without the pictures.” – SNPP Employee

05
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“I don’t think I really captured the eyes.” – Bart Simpson
“Bart, if you have a failing it’s that you’re always demanding perfection. . . . If you have a failing.” – Milhouse van Houten

04
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“My Dad’s all stoked cause today’s the ‘Fourth of July’. He woke me up at dawn to take a loyalty oath.” – Sarcastic Cool Kid

03
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all your personal papers?” – Lisa Simpson
“As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!” – Lionel Hutz a/k/a Miguel Sanchez, a/k/a Dr. Nguyen van Falk

02
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Come to Duff Gardens, where roaming gangs aren’t a big problem anymore.” – TV Announcer

01
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“Now, when I say ‘Hello, Mr. Thompson’ and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.” – FBI Agent
“No problem.” – Homer Simpson
“Hello, Mr. Thompson.” – FBI Agent
“I think he’s talking to you.” – Homer Simpson




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