Archive for July, 2018



18
Jul
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“So, what’re you in for?” – Bart Simpson
“I moved here from Canada and they think I’m slow, eh?” – Canadian Boy
“I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here.” – Leg Up Girl
“I start fires.” – Leg Up Boy

16
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

Lisa on Ice2

“Oh yes, we won!  We won!  We won!  Um, unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, heh . . . uh, we won’t be going for pizza.” – Chief Wiggum

16
Jul
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“No, I will not pay you five hundred dollars for sex!” – Marge Simpson
“Aw, come on, Marge! You’re getting something in return, and I’m getting a bowling team. It’s win-win!” – Homer Simpson
“It’s sick! And I don’t have that kind of money to spend on sex.” – Marge Simpson

14
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“What happened?” – Bart Simpson
“Aw, don’t worry about that. You’re just finished, that’s all.” – Krusty the Klown
“Finished?” – Bart Simpson
“It happens all the time. That’s show business for you: one day you’re the most important guy who ever lived. The next day you’re some schmoe working in a box factory.” – Krusty the Klown
“I heard that.” – Box Factory Guy

14
Jul
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Bart, it’s not like I’m asking you to give blood for free. That would be crazy. You’re a little young to understand this, but when you save a rich man’s life, he showers you with riches! Don’t you know the story of Hercules and the Lion?” – Homer Simpson
“Is it a Bible story?” – Bart Simpson
“Yeah, probably. Anyway, once upon a time there was a big, mean lion who got a thorn in his paw. All the village people tried to pull it out. But nobody was strong enough. So, they got Hercules. And Hercules used his mighty strength, and . . . bingo! Anyway, the moral is, the lion was so happy, he gave Hercules this big…thing…of riches.” – Homer Simpson
“How did a lion get rich?” – Bart Simpson
“It was the olden days!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh.” – Bart Simpson

12
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“As I’m sure you remember, in the late 1980s, the U.S. experienced a short-lived infatuation with Australian culture. For some bizarre reason, the Aussies thought this would be a permanent thing. Of course, it wasn’t.” – Evan Conover
“I know those words, but that sign makes no sense.” – Lisa Simpson

12
Jul
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Forgiveness, please.” – The Little Guy




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