Archive for August, 2018

31
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“It’s such a beautiful night, how about a ghost story?” – Homer Simpson
“…and that’s how much college will cost for Maggie!” – Bart Simpson
“No! No! Nooooo!” – Homer Simpsonr

30
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Ralph, this better not be about your cat.” – Ms. Hoover

29
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Who is that firebrand, Smithers?” – C.M. Burns
“That’s Homer Simpson, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
“Simpson, eh? New man?” – C.M. Burns
“Actually, sir, he thwarted your campaign for governor, you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown, his wife painted you in the nude.” – Mr. Smithers
“Doesn’t ring a bell.” – C.M. Burns

28
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Mmm, free goo.” – Homer Simpson

27
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Here ya go! Here I am! Uncle Moe, thank you, ma’am! This’ll be a treat, Uncle Moe, here I am! While you eat! . . . Please take the fries off my head, kid. The basket is extremely hot.” – Moe

26
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Dad, how do you get a girl to like you?” – Ralph Wiggum
“Son, whether you want to win a girl or crack a nut, the key is persistence. Keep at it, and never lose your cool. . . . Aw, come on you stupid . . . Let that be a lesson to the rest of you! . . . nuts.” – Chief Wiggum

25
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Ugh, it’s making me dizzy. I’m gonna take a nap.” – Chief Wiggum




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