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Quote of the Day

“That’s a good price for twelve pounds of nutmeg.” – Marge Simpson
“Great selection and rock bottom prices! But where is the love?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Attention Monstromart shoppers: just a reminder that we love each and every one of you.” – PA Announcer
“Awww.” – Customers


17 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 3 August 2018 at 10:30 pm

    Having worked in big box retail for nine years, this scene has an extra layer for me because now I know the joke is that the announcer is lying.

    • 2 Ryan
      3 August 2018 at 11:27 pm

      You don’t have any insider knowledge there.

      • 3 Todd Flanders
        4 August 2018 at 1:52 am

        You certainly have insider knowledge on being a prick Ryan.

        • 4 Ryan
          4 August 2018 at 10:21 am

          It’s called having a normal amount of testosterone.

          • 5 BGM.h264
            4 August 2018 at 11:04 am

            Jebus, Ryan is seriously fucked up.

            • 6 Ryan
              4 August 2018 at 10:44 pm

              lol. That’s “fucked up” to you? Get your t-levels checked; I guarantee they’re below average.

            • 12 Todd Flanders
              4 August 2018 at 11:07 pm

              And at this point he’s no longer the same endearing douchebag everyone loves to hate. In the past (as recently as a few months ago) I’ve laughed out loud at some of Ryan’s posts with just his overall shittiness. When I would go to DHS in the past I would always be hoping to read something new from Ryan. But he’s not even trying anymore. Here a guy just says how a scene from the Simpsons reminded him of something from his life and all Ryan can say is that he doesn’t have any insider knowledge. Weak. I miss classic Ryan. This is zombie Ryan.

              C’mon Ryan. If you’re not going to be your hilarious a-hole self why even bother? I’m being 100% sincere when I tell you that you have a real talent for being a dick and you’re squandering that. Please make me laugh again.

              • 13 Ryan
                5 August 2018 at 3:39 am

                I cut carbs recently, I’m in a better mood.

                • 14 Ah Hee Hee Hee
                  5 August 2018 at 6:03 pm

                  He isn’t even giving us Stan levels of entertainment. At least I had something to work with there, y’know? All Ryan does is get really angry over inconsequential stuff and it’s like… it’s a two-man job here, you’ve gotta contribute, man… you used to be more fun.

  2. 17 Anonymous
    7 August 2018 at 11:46 am

    DHS posters: What happened to you, Ryan? You used to be cool.

    Ryan: No I didn’t.


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