Makeup Quote of the Day

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Makeup Quote of the Day

Categories: QotD
Tags: Homer's Triple Bypass

“Now, I know I haven’ been the best Christian. In fact, when you’re up there blah-blah-blahing, I’m usually doodling or mentally undressing the female parishioners. Well, anywho, can I have forty-thousand dollars?” – Homer Simpson

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1 rdenton85
12 August 2018 at 7:19 am

Now I know I haven’t been the best Jew…

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