Quote of the Day

“Put five thousand bucks on the Lakers. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator. My house is dirty, buy me a clean one.” – Krusty the Klown

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 11 August 2018 at 8:42 pm

    According to the DVD commentary, they cut a gag from this bit where Krusty paid his dad $10,000 not to bother him anymore. Wisely cut, in my opinion – modern Simpsons makes a habit of undercutting the emotional impact of classic episodes with quick cynical one-off jokes that trash the whole thing, but back then, they knew better than to go that far.

    • 2 Anonymous
      13 August 2018 at 7:58 am

      Yeah, that would’ve been terrible after all that effort he went to so he could get back in touch with his dad.

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