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18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Bart, are you pulling up the carpet?” – Marge Simpson
“Yuh-hunh.” – Bart Simpson
“Why are you letting him do this?” – Marge Simpson
“I dunno.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, punish him!” – Marge Simpson
“Alright, alright: Bart, go to your room.” – Homer Simpson
“See you in the funny pages.” – Bart Simpson
“How could you let this happen?” – Marge Simpson
“How could you let this happen?” – Homer Simpson
“I wasn’t here!” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, how convenient.” – Homer Simpson


2 Responses to “Makeup Quote of the Day”


  1. 15 August 2018 at 4:08 am

    I’ve always loved how out of it Homer looks.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    15 August 2018 at 8:11 am

    I liked Lisa’s cheerful “We got beets!” when they come home.


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