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Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 6 Comments
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“Fine. Stay in the school. We don’t want you to come out.” – Chief Wiggum
“You got it!” – Bart Simpson
“Damn.” – Chief Wiggum

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  1. 1 D strafer
    16 August 2018 at 11:08 pm

    Charlie write something new, would like to hear from you again. How are things I remember you fell on some difficult times awhile back. Hope all is well.

  2. 2 D strafer
    17 August 2018 at 9:54 am

    Working on some Simpson’s poetry enjoy

    It was so gradual, like trying to pinpoint exactly when one species becomes two. Crude, became crass then lude. We were so innocent then when Al Bundy represented something dangerous. FOX was now nothing but hard core porn.

  3. 3 D strafer
    17 August 2018 at 11:25 am

    Here’s another one. Perhaps you can post it if it gives you a laugh. Be well.

    The signs were small at first, hints that something was not quite right. The men were big and strong like he remembered, but lacking in familiarity. “Hot stuff coming through” it was at that moment it hit him all at once: the entire steel industry was gay.


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