Makeup Quote of the Day

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Makeup Quote of the Day

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Tags: The War of the Simpsons

“Homer, go easy on the al-key-hol. Remember last year at the Winfield’s party when you threw up in the laundry hamper?” – Marge Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson

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1 rdenton85
21 August 2018 at 7:09 am

Remember when you almost became world heavyweight champ?

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