Archive for September, 2018

30
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Ah, Squidie, I got nothin’ against ya. I just heard there was gold in your belly!” – Captain McAllister

30
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“You’re not gonna ask me to pose nude, are you?” – Homer Simpson
“Well, yes. Unless you have some issues with revealing your body.” – Boudoir Photographer
“Well, I don’t! But the block association seems to, they wanted a traditional Santa Claus.” – Homer Simpson

30
Sep
18

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“And for the tribute, I need a volunteer to present an oral report on Principal Skinner’s life.” – Miss Hoover
“Miss Hoover, which one is oral?” – Ralph Wiggum
“Out of your mouth, Ralph.” – Miss Hoover

27
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“What do you think he’s doing up there?” – Marge Simpson
“I dunno, drug lab?” – Homer Simpson
“Drug lab!” – Marge Simpson
“Or reading comic books, what am I, Kreskin?” – Homer Simpson

26
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Oh, Marge, cartoons don’t have any deep meaning. They’re just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh.” – Homer Simpson

26
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Wake up!” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, it’s 3am and I worked all day.” – Homer Simpson
“It’s 9:30pm and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie’s kiddie pool.” – Marge Simpson

24
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Well, I didn’t win. Here’s your pizza.” – Lionel Hutz
“But we did win!” – Marge Simpson
“That’s okay, the box is empty.” – Lionel Hutz

Happy birthday Brad Bird!

Also, Phil Hartman would’ve been 70 today. Happy birthday.

24
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“I’m sorry, can’t hear you, son! I’m wearing a jacuzzi suit.” – Luann van Houten

24
Sep
18

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.” – Kent Brockman

21
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Hey, everybody! I’m Peter Pantsless!” – Homer Simpson

20
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Hi, Dad, how was work?” – Lisa Simpson
“Cold.” – Homer Simpson

19
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Bart . . . Bart . . . Hey, Bart . . .” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, it’s six-am. Something’s wrong? Dad died!” – Bart Simpson
“No, no, he’s fine.” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, whaddya? I’m relieved.” – Bart Simpson

19
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“How ya doin’ fellas?” – James Taylor
“With all due respect, Mr. Taylor, this isn’t the best time for your unique brand of bittersweet folk-rock. We have a potentially critical situation here. I’m sure you’ll understand.” – Buzz Aldrin
“Listen, Aldrin, I’m not as laid back as people think. Now, here’s the deal: I’m gonna play, and you’re gonna float there and like it.” – James Taylor

17
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Wait, that was all a dream. Hey, then maybe I haven’t become a hideous drunken wreck . . . oh.” – Mr. Smithers

16
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“C’mon, you Gloomy Guses, who’s up for a big bowl of non-fat ice milk?” – Ned Flanders
“I want wintergreen!” – Todd Flanders
“Unflavored for me.” – Maude Flanders

16
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Wasted away again in Margaritaville . . . ” – Shary Bobbins
“Searching for my lost shaker of salt . . . Oh, here it is.” – Barney Gumble

16
Sep
18

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“Got your nose.” – Homer Simpson
“Got your wallet!” – Bart Simpson

13
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“They call her ‘The Cat Lady’. People say she’s crazy just because she has a few dozen cats. But can anyone who loves animals that much really be crazy?” – Lisa Simpson

12
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“My baby translator!” – Herb Powell
“Ooooh.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, you don’t have to humor me.” – Herb Powell
“Well, it’s pretty ingrained.” – Marge Simpson

12
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Honey, if you get too competitive, you’ll never be happy. No matter how good you are, there’s always gonna be someone better than you. I always thought I had the tallest hair, but that trip to Graceland really opened my eyes.” – Marge Simpson




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