Archive for September, 2018

30
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Ah, Squidie, I got nothin’ against ya. I just heard there was gold in your belly!” – Captain McAllister

30
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“You’re not gonna ask me to pose nude, are you?” – Homer Simpson
“Well, yes. Unless you have some issues with revealing your body.” – Boudoir Photographer
“Well, I don’t! But the block association seems to, they wanted a traditional Santa Claus.” – Homer Simpson

30
Sep
18

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“And for the tribute, I need a volunteer to present an oral report on Principal Skinner’s life.” – Miss Hoover
“Miss Hoover, which one is oral?” – Ralph Wiggum
“Out of your mouth, Ralph.” – Miss Hoover

27
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“What do you think he’s doing up there?” – Marge Simpson
“I dunno, drug lab?” – Homer Simpson
“Drug lab!” – Marge Simpson
“Or reading comic books, what am I, Kreskin?” – Homer Simpson

26
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Oh, Marge, cartoons don’t have any deep meaning. They’re just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh.” – Homer Simpson

26
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Wake up!” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, it’s 3am and I worked all day.” – Homer Simpson
“It’s 9:30pm and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie’s kiddie pool.” – Marge Simpson

24
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Well, I didn’t win. Here’s your pizza.” – Lionel Hutz
“But we did win!” – Marge Simpson
“That’s okay, the box is empty.” – Lionel Hutz

Happy birthday Brad Bird!

Also, Phil Hartman would’ve been 70 today. Happy birthday.




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