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18

Quote of the Day

“Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us.” – Homer Simpson
“But, Dad, by striking they’re trying to affect a change in management so that they can be happier and more productive.” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way!” – Homer Simpson


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Dave
    3 September 2018 at 5:15 pm

    Once again, some fine advice from Captain Wacky (later re-named Homer.)

    I follow many of his teachings even now.


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