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Makeup Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 4 Comments
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“Am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?” – Patty Bouvier

4 Responses to “Makeup Quote of the Day”

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  1. 1 Todd Flanders
    11 September 2018 at 12:02 am

    One of my all time favorite P &S lines! It’s second only to the scene in “Saturdays of Thunder” when Homer is crying about being a bad father and Patty feels the need to tell him that he’s also fat.

  2. 2 Dave
    11 September 2018 at 6:12 am

    “Request permission to slink by…..”

  3. 3 Steamed Hams
    12 September 2018 at 1:18 am

    “He just sorta disappeared out of fat air!”

    and

    “I’m in a place I’ve never been before!”

    “The shower?” *both cackle*

  4. 4 Anonymous
    12 September 2018 at 9:47 am

    “It’s time to take out the trash! But first, I’m gonna have to ask you two to leave.”


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